Email is not difficult. Learn how to use it. You figured out the calculator and A/C on a car, so please figure this one out. Email is our generation's medium, so stop using our creation on your own terms and infecting the greatest invention of our lifetime with your retarded tactics. Baby Boomers love to make inroads into our culture, and then try to distort it.Invent your own communication system where you can treat your own like shit, for crying out loud. Maybe a delivery fleet of Chevy Suburbans that run people over and shoot out Post-Its all over the road that say things like "You should roll that over into your 401K."
A few rules:
1) Email is free. Stop paying for that AOL account AND the service provider. Idiots.
2) Can you imagine grandma not responding to a phone message you've left? No, of course not. Grandmas always fucking respond. In fact, they respond even if you didn't leave a message. Baby Boomers don't respond within the customary 24-hour limit because they think email is a cool new hobby rather than an ideal efficient form of communication, so they'll just talk to you later on the phone.
3) If you send me another FWD: I'm going to take my own life.
4) STOP SENDING ME EMAILS WHERE I HAVE TO SCROLL THROUGH NAMES AFTER NAMES OF PEOPLE! START USING BCC!
5) Those videos as attachments on emails? It's called YouTube. AOL Search that shit.
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2 comments:
Grandmas always fucking respond! Ha! Put that shizzle on a tizzle, um, shirtzle!
Lol!!! The baby boom booms love to fwd you inspirational shit then expect you to forward that shit to somebody else!!!! I despise the baby boomers!!! Can they go away already!!!! At least the majority of them!!!!
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