Because we all know it was a Baby Boomer who fucked that monkey.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
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Why Is It The Baby Boomers' Fault?
Never in our nation's history have we seen a collective populous so consumingly gigantic, so hollow, so self-absorbed and so misguided on the meaning of success. As the spawn of the Baby Boomers, it must be our duty to recognize their across-the-board failures and not impute their mistakes to our own lives and the American future. Let's be honest, they're all unhappy, but must we be too?
Consider this a Generational Manifesto--a chance for those born in the 70s and 80s to respond to the tyranny levied against us by those born in the 40s and 50s.
They have left us the world we now live in, so as we begin to dedicate our adult lives to undoing their wrongs, let us first diagnose the problems.
Consider this a Generational Manifesto--a chance for those born in the 70s and 80s to respond to the tyranny levied against us by those born in the 40s and 50s.
They have left us the world we now live in, so as we begin to dedicate our adult lives to undoing their wrongs, let us first diagnose the problems.
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8 comments:
I thought he just cut his finger whilst chopping monkey. Y'all need to see Gervais on the HBOs.
Oh. And guess who's back?
And guess who technically didn't steal the dating/blogging bit since he wrote a column way back in 2002 that might have been the template for all things Bachelor Pad?
Hey! What happened to every Monday, Wednesday and Friday? Rain! Or shine!
Pretty lame to end after what 7 posts?
Seriously?
BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Some lady got her face ripped off by a chimp recently. I bet she was a baby boomer too.
Well aren't the boomers responsible-via the sexual revolution-for the aids hysteria I had to spend my teen years under? (See SP's sex ed episode for an amusing take on this.)
Not really hyperbole.
This is not enough Boomer abuse! More I say. More! Actually, I think there should be a cull, before they can manage to spend their wealth, that way it can trickle down to the indebted generations and the government finances can be fixed via the inheritance tax, while not having to spend vast amounts of cash on prolonging the last 2 weeks of their existence. Logan's run style, only one off and with a cut-off age of 62. It's win-win (vomits at use of phrase)
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